Escape Artist

Kaden's latest fetish are horses. He LOVES them. He watches Spirit any time I'll allow, rides his stick horse constantly and is always turning something in to a horse (arm of the couch, our leg, the slide...) and is often heard saying, "Yeehaa, kiddy-up! Go horsie!". Well, Mr. Cowboy has a new bad habit. He continuously escapes out the front door to find the neighbor's horsie. No, not a real one....one of those jumpy riding horsies! He doesn't understand what the big deal is and is devastated every time I frantically call for him! One of these days he's going to go running off down the street. Knock on wood.

Can you see it? The gray thing on the right? I never see anyone out in their yard - they just need to throw the dumb thing away...it's becoming a thorn in my side!
Daddy rescuing the child who wishes to not be rescued.